Apple's Burger Blog
I love burgers. This is a record of my burger eats for posterity, for when I inevitably die of burger related disease and/or obesity. Enjoy Apple's burger reviews, enjoy burgers more (responsibly of course)
Let this be a tasty warning. Enjoy !
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Brighton Burger
11A Market St, Brighton BN1 1HH (South Lanes). Not Hove. Actually. I know, can't stop myself.
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Purpose: Burger Assessment
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Good for: Stress relief
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Verdict: Thank the Lord, a burger worth travelling for. Nice but, soft & chewy around a nicely cooked piece of beef (other meats available), and complimentary cheese/sauce. Small selection of other flavours. Good portion of crispy fries. No beer. The third burger hits the spot nicely, I don't understand how there isn't more appreciation of this compact but bijou burger joint, they are a cut above most burger options in Brighton.
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Burger: Lovely.
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Cost: ££
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Web: Google it
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Stars: ****

Burgers & Cocktails
15 North Road, Brighton, BN1 1YA. Finally controlled myself.
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Purpose: Burger Assessment
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Good for: Showing Corporates aren't all bad
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Verdict: Our target location was closed for a wedding, gits, so we wandered over the road to a Giraffe sub-brand, despite my aversion to reviewing chains. Not an unhappy experience, not that I'd expect one in Byrons/GBK etc, where burgers are all pretty good, so I wasn't surprised. Enjoyed the service, the burger was OK (bun, cheese and sauces tasted better than the patty, which was a bit bland), skin on fries better than normal, and finally - beer, some nice choices from the approved corporate craft beer list. Several other burger options which looked OK.
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Burger: Fair enough.
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Cost: ££
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Stars: **

Burger Brothers
North Road, Brighton. On a different day....
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Purpose: Burger Assessment
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Good for: Division
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Verdict: Average, in my opinion, very, very good in my wife's opinion. Burger was medium-medium well, not really tasty, but nice consistency, in a good bun with anonymous cheese and home sauce (mayo/ketchup). Overall OK, but not brilliant, and definitely not worth the advertising as "Britain's best burger", possibly Brighton's best, but that's not saying a great deal given the limited tastings I've had in Brighton so far. No fries and no beer.
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Burger: Hmmmm....
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Cost: ££
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Stars: ***