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Brim Burgers
A van, The Street, Westfield Stratford City, E20 1EN
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Purpose: Burger Assessment
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Good for: Thanking your lucky stars
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Verdict: I didn't realise it was a van (there are two other outlets) but we gave it a go anyway and I'm totally happy I did. Apart from not selling beer, it was almost perfect - solid bun which lasted the course, usual salad, a pretty good burger sauce, nice pickles, good American style burger cheese and as I went for the serious, two tasty beef patties. Even the chips were hot and crispy. Be careful of the stability when you have two patties, the big piece of tomato I had caused the patties to push out which made it quite messy, but even that had charm. There may have been some sauce crossover, as there was a bit of heat in the burger sauce which may or may not be meant, but nothing to complain about.
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Burger: Best of 2021-2022
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Cost: £££
Web: Stratford Menu - BRIM (brimburgers.com)
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Stars: ****

Dirty Bones
1 Club Row, London E1 6JX
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Purpose: Burger Assessment
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Good for: Simple fare, plus Cheeseburger dumplings
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Verdict: Disclaimer: The chef forgot to put the house relish on the burger, and I didn't send it back. I like burgers with just cheese and onion, and I liked this one as well - except that the patties were overcooked and dry, not even a charred crust, just tough, which was a shame as I expect the steak texture (which is dense) would have shone had it been medium. I don't think the house relish would have saved it. Good non-cheesy cheese taste and mouth feel and enough nice flavoured onion to deliver taste and not bad breath. Crispy fries with ketchup/mayo in metal pots and not plastic also good. Reasonable drinks options, good quality cocktails (2:1 between 15:00-18:00) but why American beers (think Brooklyn Lager), but that's another story.
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Burger: Dry
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Cost: ££££
Web: ​https://dirty-bones.com/menus​​
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Stars: ***